thirty year old virgin

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

@toohibiscus

i’m so hungry marie make me some tteokbokki 제발!!! 배고파요!!! 너무 배고파요!! if you’re seeing this marie, hear my plea!!!

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

beautiful tall woman wearing a sports bra and overalls and fixing a motorcycle just lit a cigarette with a blowtorch i almost walked into traffic

oh my days.

when you like a beautiful mutual's selfie and you feel like the sewer witch touching them with your gross long finger

guy who needs to send an email so he completely isolates himself from the world misses out on every opportunity curls up in a ball and dies. and like 2 months later sends said email finally

let's all shoot our phones and meet each other outside

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever