thirty year old virgin

but at the end of the day my job isn’t all that bad, i just get to smell all kinds of delicious treats and be around beautiful and talented women every week…. sighhhh

switching up my oatmeal flavor this morning… let’s see if that ruins my entire day, stay tuned

no cause whoever was on aux at work today needs a kiss on the mouth

soft launching watching queer media to my religious coworkers by telling them my favorite movie is ‘Luca’

my parents halfway home from town, they turn around cause gas was cheaper there… which is valid, until you take into consideration who they voted for…..

i wake up every morning and immediately stalk all my socials and perceive myself

OMG my mom who never wears makeup just asked me to do her makeup for tomorrow!!!

i can’t believe little me invented scissoring while playing barbies with my friend, kid you not didn’t know what it was beforehand. i’m so proud of her

was perceived today….. my employer said i seem older than i am… i didn’t know she could see me… don’t know how to feel about that ngl…