An Island Girl With Big City Dreams

the correct spideypool dynamic is ryan reynolds’ wade and 40 yr old peter from spiderverse no i do not take criticism

You’re absolutely right and you should say it

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

A friend once tried to replicate my burrito bowl recipe from the same online link I used and was upset it didn’t come out as flavorful, so I had to tell him to imagine that every online recipe is written by a midwestern white lady who thinks ketchup is spicy and adjust the spices accordingly. He nailed those burrito bowls next time.

“imagine that every online recipe is written by a midwestern white lady who thinks ketchup is spicy and adjust the spices accordingly“

I LOVE TERRY CREWS!!!!

I love you Terry!!!!

Hughley claims to be so “woke” but is using Vlad’s platform which is known to be toxic to the black community.. DL is nothing but trash

My boyfriend is Black therefore this pussy is a Black owned.

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh but what if my boyfriend….. white ?

Then ya pussy enslaved b👌🏾

Ya pussy colonized fam

That pussy gentrified son

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Stop 😂

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