I am a huge Dissapointment™

Bonus:

INSPIRATION!!

I SUMMON THEE!!!

GIVE ME YOUR POWER OH MIGHTY ONES!!!!

*Fire and smoke raise from the burning pages on the floor, filling the room with the sounds of frustrated artists and creators.*

And a Deer, a creature beyond this world, steps on the dark wooden floor, and hands me... Him

Newt belongs to @tonareindeer my Beloved.

I hold the little creature with tears in my eyes and as I look up at the god, I sob

"I SHALL DROWN YOU IN ART ABOUT HIM AND YOU!!!"

and as I point a wobbling finger at the Deer, I say

To deliver tis smol child

Bye, i'll be going now

I haven’t seen Venom 2 yet, so I have NO IDEA what’s going to happen… This is so stupid idek why I drew this or even post it lol

NO SPOILERS PLEASE!!!

But I just hope the chickens play a prominent role in the movie :’) Chickens can kick butts, they are vicious creatures…

(Hope you get the reference)

*DO NOT REPOST MY ART*

I’m expected to LIGHT THESE ON FIRE??????

in conclusion do not give me fancy candles as a gift. i cannot take the overwhelming psychological burden. i cannot live with the stress of forever wondering if and when i am expected to destroy them. i cannot live in peace with that decision hanging over my head every time I glance at my fucking coffee table. don’t heave that sin upon my shoulders, which already bend hunched with the weight of mine own crimes. the following photo induces only Anxiety and Utmost Grief

Behold, birds who have lost the ability to can!

Just kidding, guys.  These birds are just trolling the hell out of ants.  I really, really wanted to show you this clip of a Galapagos finch or something harassing the shit out of formica ants and then being all “Yes, yes, bathe me in your fury!  Your chemical defenses are now my own!  Mwahahahaha!”, but the closest thing I could find is this video of David Attenborough pissing off some wood ants.  It was basically like that, only instead of an Englishman with a stick, it was a bird stomping around with its wings spread just being an absolute asshole about everything.

This behavior is actually called anting, and there are two types of anting that birds can engage in.  One is just anting, where birds will rub ants all over themselves to get that precious, precious formic acid all up in their feathers.  They’ll also do it with mothballs, cigarette butts, and certain sorts of beetles and millipedes.  The other one is passive anting, where a particularly lazy bird will find an anthill and just flop down on it with all their feathers spread and puffed and annoy the ants until they hop to and try to make them leave, at which point the bird rubs its wings together and goes “Yeeeeeess.”

They do this to get rid of external parasites, because external parasites are annoying.  Ant-eating birds who do this are getting a two-for deal out of it, because they get the ants to empty their acid sacs in a beneficial location (the bird’s feathers) and then get to eat them without having to deal with the acid in their crops, so it’s basically like if your bug-spray or deoderant came in a bacon bottle.

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… … … :‖ D.C.

‖: duet :‖

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