✨Yuh✨

i love sex and kinks and being gay and i hate christianity <3

and i love abortions too. and transgenders.

and drag queens and drugs are awesome as well

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

AND NOT MISS

haha just like cat

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haha just like chicken

my two autistic friends tried to explain to me what Homestuck is and I knew for a few minutes what it was like to wander into the mouth of madness and feel its slick tongue probing gently at the seams of my amygdala.

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

Kitties dont relly have Breeds like doggies do but they have special types like Weird Baby, Angry Head, Sleeper Fatty, Yappy Meower, Orange, Sweetie Playful, and The Creep. If you collect them all, well. You will probably have too many kitties.

“Some lessons repeat until you stop romanticizing what hurts you.”

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating