i could never be a formula 1 driver because i'd become a criminal the moment someone tried to pass me

shipping is so unreal like you could have a gifset of two characters staring at each other across the room with blank faces and you can bet your ass I'll be in the tags like #I'm gonna jump off the windowNNNHGHH

"both sides are suffering" really? because one is buried under rubble without any access to food, water, sanitation products, no fuel for ambulances, no electricity to support incubators for preterm babies, no proper beds or equipment for major surgeries, using vinegar as disinfectant, relying on phone lights to operate, has run out of body bags, had their largest bakery which received humanitarian aid bombed immediately after while the other is dancing and feasting and rejoicing and making tiktoks in clean clothes and brightly-lit rooms with electricity...

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

people who have not worked in the service industry in years (if at all, ever) will be like “you have to work SATURDAYS? 😰” yeah man things you guys go to are open those days. So there i must fucking be