im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

@shootingshidae

life update: i’m not saying this worked but something happened literally the day after i reblogged this

Not tryna miss no blessings

You know seeing unflattering pictures of myself instantly makes me suicidal

y'all I can guarantee you 9/10 times cashiers do not give a flyin’ flip what you buy listen I have seen people buy laxatives and adult diapers you think I’m gonna give a damn if you’re buying tampons for your wife like bitch I probably didn’t even look at the package I’m just concerned with getting it scanned beep beep motherfucker and we’re done

This is helpful for people with anxiety

beep beep motherfucker

i am gay and tired, reblog this if you are also gay and tired

does bi and tired count as well?

yes, bi people can reblog if they are tired

I am straight, but i accept bi and gay people. No hate.

didn’t ask

#this is why the gays and bis are tired

y do dudes get like… offended when a fat girl loves herself…. lmao

norwegian man looks like a goddam greasy peanut this shit no contest

every time i see this post I’m horrified by what the rest of the Norwegian royal family must look like if that thing is the handsome one

HE IS NOT A ACTUALLY PART OF THE ROYAL FAMILY, HE’S JUST THE SON OF THE ROYAL PRINCESS WHO SHE HAD BEFORE SHE MEET THE PRINCE 

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

7. I have some common sense and am able to take a joke when I recognize one

I keep a lot of shit to myself because in reality nobody really gives a fuck.

Here’s a fun idea: don’t ask someone with multiple, straight line, uniform scars how they got them. It’s pretty obvious what they’re from. Just be quiet. Thanks. This has been a PSA

If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to die, I would want to live

dont ignore me ?? i despise being ignored ?? i mean im ignoring like 8 ppl right now but still ???

date a girl who sends you memes when you try to flirt with her

Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren