obsessed with spectra

have you seen the lord of the rings movies? the practical effects look great, but there's also an amazing digital serkis

does anyone else think about how the sky can literally rock any colour it wants to

Joy and whimsy detected! The sky is joyful and whimsical!

who came first

no who came second

okay but what's the girl's name in first?

what's the girls's name in third!

I don’t know?

she came 4th

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

im nice. evidence: i haven't surgically implanted a bomb in your ribcage. so im nice

if you've ever gone on a romantic "date" at olive garden just block me rn i literally can't deal with you proshippers -_-

what

when you're there you're family

Are puppies petit bourgeois? Well they are really really small and little so they got the petit part down.

@sailatina3

Little did I know how relevant this would be.

happy anniversary 

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

did you know? some primates have been observed to exhibit "blogging" behavior

who tagged this with "unreality". this is just a fact. a primate wrote this post

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

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statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you

the inside of your head is not a shared space

Y'all, what Google's doing with their forthcoming mandatory AI portal is not inexplicable. The fundamental conflict of interest of commercial search engines is that they want to keep you browsing the search results for as long as possible in order to maximise their ad revenue, but if you're stuck browsing for too long and never find a result worth clicking through to, you'll just stop using their service. Making the use of conversational AI mandatory means they can at least potentially deliver satisfactory results without ever allowing users to leave Google, and thus capture 100% of the potential ad revenue. This was always the plan.

google's increasing customer satisfaction, you're just not their customer

That's not an accurate framing in this particular case. "If you're not the paying customer, you're the product" is often true, but in practice, commercial search engines also routinely defraud their paying advertisers. Major tech companies don't have customers; they have multiple tiers of suckers.

what's the difference, really? I would argue that for any corporation, all of its customers are suckers