posts i thought really hard about obviously

as a furry/therian foot and paw enjoyer born at the dawn of the new millennium, "who let the dogs out" by baha men is a song for almost any occasion

dr pepper to me is like if coffee was a lesbian and gave me heart palpitations

remember when commercials would say ask your parents before going online?

Remember when Triple T stood for Trouble in Terrorist Town?

the cock is tickling... ⏰️

I have no game but at least I get hella notes on fumblr

I'm both a dog person, and a dog person

theres too many microplastics in my balls i can't think straight

i think what modern pokemon is really missing is those arrow tiles from the old games that would send you in a direction very slowly while spinning and having to wait until you hit a solid wall to regain control but not before you land on ANOTHER stupid spinny tile that sends you in a DIFFERENT direction eating up even MORE of your time if you don't know what you're doing. and the only way to progress is to find exactly the right sequences of stupid tiles to spin you through the... Office Building?

beautiful trans woman taking 2 hours out of her day to explain to me all of the cool things about warhammer not even to get me into it just because she loves it (i love being yapped at)

im so fucking bored im just scrolling the google image page for olive garden

Cant look up the first one piece opening by name anymore. You know all the top results now when you search "We are"???

I should go to starbucks not to order anything but to flirt with another nonbinary person