Marty Wolf Pictures, Pls Hold

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

thinking about married men fingering me with their wedding ring on

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

Opening the windows so everyone can hear what a good little slut you are for taking it so roughly

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

don’t check up on them!! don’t keep tabs on them!! don’t look at their social media!! let them go like they let you go.