To Infinity And Beyond

You don’t kill time, it’s other way round.

Yawning in a busy public place like Times Square could potentially set off a chain of yawns that could last weeks.

most of the time when you’re having a crush on someone, you don’t actually like them in the way that you think you do. you just love the romanticised version of them that you created in your head.

Getting drunk is the act of mildly poisoning yourself for fun.

TELL ME WHY

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE

TELL ME WHY

AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKE  

TELL ME WHY

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY

I WANT IT THAT WAY

It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.

Oh my god I totally forgot about that

Our kids will never be Toys ‘R Us kids.

My default setting is assuming people don’t want to talk to me