imagine.

imagine toichiro psychologically abusing the referee at his son's soccer game for giving him a yellow card

imagine touichirou barreling down a childrens slide in boston and suffering a minor head injury

imagine touichirou splitting apart into small, color coded emotional composites of his personality

imagine toichiro and shou go to chuck e. cheese and shou's powers accidentally bring the animatronics to life and theyre stalking and attacking toichiro five nights at freddyes style while he's trying to eat shitty pizza and pretend he isnt there

Dear Pesky Citizens, the Super 5 and I have taken over Seasoning City. The Prime Minister is now a permanent guest at one of our seven esper hotels. I dare you to find him if ya can.

imagine: toichiro books a hotel room on the same weekend as a furry convention

imagine: you teach toichiro how to play wii bowling. he doesnt attach the strap properly and the remote flies into your brand new tv screen.

imagine doing surgery on toichiro and accidentally leaving your car keys next to his right kidney and you have to open him up again to get them but he doesnt have another appointment scheduled and called you a slur when you called him about it and now you have to break into his home and cut him open in the dead of night to get your keys out. you walked to his house

imagine: you take toichiro to chilis for his birthday. the staff comes out and gives him his hat and sings him happy birthday. he is not smiling.

imagine toichiro is in front of you in line at burger king. he keeps asking for a big mac. “sir, i think you have the wrong fast food chain” says the employee for the fiftieth time. toichiro does not listen. he just keeps asking