i think you’re pretty cool

tumblr is a website full of funny posts and great art and also people being wrong about things that you never thought you'd see someone be wrong about and people finding new and creative ways to be misogynistic in such a way that it appears woke to the untrained eye

do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time

i have formed an opinion that isn't worth expressing

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

tmi stands for tell me immediately

biting can communicate so many emotions. angry? one big bite. affectionate? lots of little bites. sad? chewing on something thoughtfully. happy? many chomps. what isn’t there to love about it

on a completely unrelated note could the people I love move within 1-2 feet of me

Men developing crow’s feet at the corners of their eyes as they get older and/or maybe needing reading glasses when they hadn’t before…. Very dangerous. Do not picture it with your faves. Or at least know you’re doing it at your own risk. Dangerous.

@pisspope

Mirror sex except the mirror is on the ceiling and you can just barely see yourself under his massive form

who up momenting they mori