bad boy s u p r e m e

      ` so … fuck … is just.  quiznak? `

      ` … the pitch is closed, and i can’t practice. `  the end is nigh; jason can’t take his broom for a spin.  ` this is RIDICULOUS.  the weather isn’t even that bad — it’s a little drizzle! `  outside, thunder bangs heavily, and a fork of lightning flashes behind him.  ` TINY little shower! `

      racism, angry christians, homecoming mums, texas shaped everything, y’all’d’ve.

     dodges. and continues on his quest to pancakes…

     `…how hard can making pancakes be?`

loyaltiide:

OBJECTING THE OBJECTION THAT WAS JUST OBJECTED ON THE GROUNDS THAT NAT IS A GARGANTA-NERD AND EVERY ARGUMENT SHE MAKES IS THUS NULLIFIED

UR NOT OUT OF THE WATER YET, DAISY

IF BEING A NERD NULLIFIES UR ARGUMENT HOW ARE YOU ARGUING, NERD

loyaltiide:

THAT WAS COMPLETELY OUT OF MY CONTROL YOUR HONOR THIS WAS CLEARLY TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT

AND MIGHT I RETALIATE WITH A FIRM:

YA’ BOTH PARTICIPATED AS WELL.

IF THE NARUTO WITHIN YOU IS ASTUTE

YOU CANNOT PROSECUTE

OBJECTION UR HONOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS A VICTIM OF THAT TRAVESTY

DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY FUCKING SASUKE ICONS?????? DO YOU?????

A VICTIM

I DID NOTHING BUT LAUGH AT BOTH OF YOU SUFFERING IN NARUTO KEY. 

     @tofutacoexpert, can u confirm that @loyaltiide is, in fact, a weeb?

tofutacoexpert:

In my defence, she did deserve it at the time 

DID I FUCK, YA UGLY GREMLIN

“I am Will’s DAD, I dont need his permission to do things with my own cabin.”

   “you hid a WHOLE COW in your cabin?”

   “and will LET YOU?”