Tobias Boot

Bless you...

Wait, what?

Nothing at all. Please continue telling me what exactly 'sucks ass'?

This fucking sucks ass.

Your language?

I learned that the hard way. It’s been five months, but it still looks fresh and Christmas-y.

I dare you to eat it. All of it.

Because you are weirdly attracted to me? Or maybe because you will talk to anything that moves if you have the chance to flirt with it?

Probably a good mix of both of those things. 

Yeah, yeah, that’s old news. But you still keep talking to me.

Lord knows why. 

No. Your dancing is just sad.

Alright, well you're just rude.

Well… that’s amusing as fuck.

My dancing?

I really need to do some spring cleaning around here. I think I just found some fruitcake from December behind my dresser.

Dude, fruitcake lasts centuries. That's the beauty of it.

And here I thought you had a small ego.

What in the world made you think that?

Sucks for them. You think I’m pretty.

That I do, that I do. You're the luckiest damn girl in the world.