fittonia albivenis (nerve plant) will ‘faint’ when they need something – to be watered, to be removed from the sun, when they are too cold – however, they almost always recover quickly once their needs are met.

me pointing at the bird: is that your manager 

cashier: … 

me: sorry, that was a bad joke 

cashier: Oh good I was about to say, because clearly THAT’S our manager

I’ve built up a lot of dumb pokemon headcanons over the years and by golly I’m going to do something with ‘em

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…