Raph: *Coughs violently*
Leo: Don’t die
Raph: Don’t tell me what to do
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Raph: *Coughs violently*
Leo: Don’t die
Raph: Don’t tell me what to do

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April: When I said “bring me something back from your trip”, I meant like a seashell
Mikey, trying to hold a seagull: Well you didn’t say that!
*Phone rings*
Leo: Hello?
Raph: It’s Raph
Leo: What did he do this time?
Raph: No, it’s me, Raph, I-
Leo: What did you do this time?
Casey: I wasn’t that drunk last night!
Raph: You were flirting with April
Casey: So what? She’s my girlfriend?
Raph: You asked her if she was single and then cried when she said she wasn’t
Donnie: Does anyone else’s brain feel good when it releases a bunch of endorphins?
Leo: Can’t relate
Mikey: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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Leo: You know you can die from that, right?
Raph, smoking a cigarette: That’s the point
Donnie, drinking a beer: We’re trying to speed things up
Mikey, eating raw cookie dough: *nods*
Donnie, bowl of popcorn in his hands: Y’know, sometimes when I get bored, I break something of Raph’s and tell him Mikey did it
Leo: Why would that make you less bored?
Raph, from across the lair: MIKEY YOU FUCKING MORON! IM GOING TO KILL YOU!
Donnie: Oh goody! The shows about to start!
Donnie: It’s not a big deal!
Leo: What happened!
Mikey: Donnie punched Casey in the face
Leo: Oh my god Donnie! Is your hand okay?
Casey: What’s it like to get rejected by April for like the 16th time now?
Donnie: Shut up, your mother buys you mega-blocks instead of legos
Casey, Almost Crying: yOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK
Leo: Who ate my sandwich while I was in the bathroom??!!
Mikey: Idk, probably evaporated
Leo:
Leo: Th-that’s not how that works

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Just saw “Ready or Not”. So is “Ready or Not 2” gonna be a romcom about the Margot Robbie lookalike and the demon?
Leo: Our brother is in danger
Raph: But Donnie is right here?
Leo: I don’t know how to break this to you, but we have another brother
Raph: This is my brother Leonardo, he’s adopted
Leo: We’re all adopted Raph-
Raph: He’s extra adopted
Donnie, unable to sleep: Mikey, what time is it?
Mikey: I dunno, let me check
*Plays Single Ladies on the recorder*
Raph: whO THE FUCK IS PLAYING BEYONCÉ ON THE RECORDER AT 2 AM?
Mikey: It’s 2 am
Leo: Donnie what is this called?
Donnie: A mop?
Leo: Now Mikey, tell him what you think it’s called
Mikey: A wet broom

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Mikey: This is my half brother Raph
April: Wow he’s really tall
Mikey: Yeah he’s like 6”9
April: Jesus Christ
April: Imagine if he were a full brother
Leo: Alright you little shits! Listen up!
Leo: Not you April, you’re a darling and we’re lucky to have you here