that mentally ill feel when you’re doing your best but everyone judges you because your best looks like their worst

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@dundermifflinscranton

Melissani Cave, Kefalonia, Greece

You don’t have to be more attractive. You don’t have to be attractive at all. You don’t have to attract anyone or anything. You are not a magnet, damn it. You can make anyone love you (trust me) but you don’t need to make anyone love you. You should be you for you and only you. And yes I am talking about you and you and you.  

This is why my generation is angry about the minimum wage.

“Back in my day…” yeah, without added inflation and before the recession

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

Quality rooster

u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

this post ruined my life

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE…

you know, just your regular work week.

i want this to be the only news clip in existence for this time period a thousand years in the future.