swaggasslizards

I hate when people say "talk dirty to me" and I'm just like "take that you uhhh... villain" I have no clue what you want from me...

I'm not an age regressor, I'm an age progressor, I'm grumpy all the time, sore for no reason and refuse to learn new technology then get mad when I can't understand it.

You know James workshop I'd be willing to buy from you if you kept things in stock and didn't charge $60 for 4 models versus paying a 3D artist to sculpt them so I can print an infinite number of them

I could never be a stay at home mom... mainly because I'm a man... we all have our own problems

I've gone down some weird rabbit holes for D&D but I've never went "I wonder if you can use the spell purify food and drink to make human meat safe to eat" before. The answer is yes, if anyone is curious.

I hope Hell is real. Some people deserve it.

Saw a video about mimics in Appalachia and I saw a comment say "you're all armed to the teeth but still haven't bagged one ?" And all the comments were saying because it's all fake, but I'm here like "yeah, that's why you should be scared"

Saw a video about mimics in Appalachia and I saw a comment say "you're all armed to the teeth but still haven't bagged one ?" And all the comments were saying because it's all fake, but I'm here like "yeah, that's why you should be scared"

I asked 5 out of 6 people who've played russian roulette together if they got hurt from it, and all of them said no, so I've come to the conclusion that the game is completely safe.

Can someone act as a matchmaker for me ? I need to stop spending hundreds of dollars on warhammer and start spending it on the person I'm dating.

I feel like the advice "wait for the right partner and don't settle" can only truly be appreciated coming from someone who's been divorced multiple times

According to my mother, warning men to not take back a cheater is "the most anit-woman thing ever". So cheating is now a women's sport, I guess...

I was laying in bed trying to go to sleep when I heard a very loud, wet squelching sound, I panicked and turned on my phone flashlight and looked around. Eventually, I looked at my snake and saw he was near the front of his cage, and after a few seconds of watching him, he moved and then insaw his tail was sticking straight up... He farted very loudly, and that's what scared me...

I thought about bringing up an issue I have with my GF, but I didn't because I was worried it'd start a fight, and then immediately afterward, I realized that it probably wouldn't and I only think that because that's how my mother acts towards my step-dad.