Trevor's The Name

This is what nightmares as a kid were like

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying

DID YOU WASH YOUR HANDS ?????

forgive me if washing my finger wasn’t the first thing on my mind after being discovered in this position???

i’m screaming???

ME