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Team “I imagined a scenario too hard and it upset me”

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

It expires when its empty

i love this so much

I hate when I’m upset and people try to shove happiness down my throat like let me be fucking sad for like 5 min .

Fam you can ride a dudes dick, cook for him, wash his clothes, love him to the moon and back and dudes will STILL find nonexistent reasons to cheat. Stop with that “well if you don’t do so and so for your man what you expect” that’s bullshit. If a person is unfaithful, that’s just them. No need to blame the lack of “womanhood” for reason why a dude is stupid.

friend: texts slightly different from how they normally text me: if u want me dead so bad why don’t u just tell me lol