Not moving on is worse 🦈

A friend sent me a bsky post earlier today talking about putting Izzy in one of those anti-bird of pray suits to keep other captains from stealing him and I just had to

Original: https://bsky.app/profile/izzyfreak.bsky.social/post/3lreimrpqjc2l

We start off strong with the darling Con emerging from a decorative pink palm tree with his pants off for absolutely no reason. 😭🙈

And from this point on, Samba has the unruliest pirate of them all on his hands. 😆😭

Apparently it took forty five minutes to get the stream and other tech working , and Samba is ✨STRESSED ✨. That is *so fair*, and Con is taking it *too well*. This is basically the vibe for the rest of the show.

😎 *Smooth Operator* 😳 SIR.

America reader: You can tell the author isn't American because of the slang they used.

Me: ENGLISH CONFUSION

Can't wait until November for my sprizzy inspired book to come out? Can't justify spending money on it?

I get it!

Now might be a good time to make a free account on Netgalley (a service used to distribute advance review copies of books). Because someone (me) might have paid out (sob) to put the book on there in the coming week (yay!).

So you can read it in advance, for free! And hopefully post a review on Goodreads or storygraph or what-have-you, to help me get the book out to more people because damn it the boys deserve more love!

(Not sure if there's a note section when you 'request' a book, but if there is, feel free to drop me a note that lets me know you're an OFMD/sprizzy fan and I'll approve you ASAP).