My Posts.

fuck esports, the only correct way to play smash is the way my 7 y/o niece plays it: connecting 2 controllers, setting one as peach, setting the other as marth, pretending marth is peach’s boyfriend and then playing virtual barbie and ken with them

smash esports livestream but it’s just thousands of people tuning in to watch my niece make bayonetta marry solid snake on the zelda temple stage

katamari cousin where it shaped like a gun and his name is Gun. he also has small gun with him

holy shit

if capitalism didn’t exist what would your dream job be. btw if you say something like ‘engineer’ i’ll kill you

why does netflix geralt looks like that “ma theres a weird fucking cat outside!”

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