no idea what I'm doing

don't. because i'm gonna

well now i have to do it too :)

it will be a battle of the ages

actually im thinking we should queue it with our own predictions for his death too...

no because the first time he was doing just fine but the second time he was doing JUST fine

The curse of a mathematician is to work in a disliked field

It's all fun and games until someone asks you what you do for a living and you're like "math :D" and they reply something along the lines of "whoa I always hated math in school" or "wow you must be sooo smart" or "rather you than me because math fucking sucks" like what would you do if you hyped to me about something and I replied like that. Like replace math in these replies by history or astrophysics or social studies or literature or engineering or embroidery or writing and suddenly they turn into deranged things to say to people who love that.

Btw this always happens. At home during dinner with parents, catching up with old friends, at the hairdresser, making smalltalk at a social event, in the tags of my posts (especially weird since this is a MATH blog).

yall are really into this one huh

some of yall didn't know that Lady Gaga is currently touring a concert that's plot revolves around toxic yuri selfcest and it really shows

Ive come up with the phrase "blorbo-in-law" which is a fictional character who isn't, like, YOUR blorbo from YOUR shows but it is your mutual's blorbo who you nevertheless have developed strong opinions about due to long term dash exposure

I had a tattoo client ask if I ever used AI to design tattoos for me. Man I spent the better part of a decade doing shitty bit work as a graphic designer and now that I have the space to do whatever I want, I'm gonna let the computer generate random garbage for me? What next should I have a computer that eats my dinner and fucks my wife?

Reblogging this here because I feel this way about creative writing vs. AI generated writing as well

Tell me how you got your scars in the tags