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being the disappointing gay firstborn daughter is a tough job, but someone got to do it.

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chamomile-dove

some friendship dynamics i doodled that i love a lot because im a certified FRIENDSHIP LOVER from the board of FRIENDIRECTORS on planet PLATONIC

#my friend and i are always up to some unrelated shit in the background

helenecoffeesnob

Thoughts on Griddle fanon characterization:

It is very important to me that Gideon Nav is seen as a Losergirl. Seriously, she isn’t suave. She THINKS she’s suave, but she isn’t. She IS funny, especially when she’s the one narrating. Gideon is, in canon, a homeschooled teenager from a religious backwater planet and has canonically never touched a titty that wasn’t printed on paper or attached to her body. Don’t get me wrong, she is The Character of All Time.

But we all need to remember that this motherfucker blushed and stuttered when an older woman so much as batted an eyelash at her. She’s got as much game as Luke Skywalker going to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters. She’s amazing. Losergirl representation.

#tlt #she just has dumb jock swag <3

anaeolist

from my favourite post

#she’s like a cat #ianthe! no! stop that!#tlt

tulipseason

nothing funnier than jod bringing up how babies are made and asking harrow if her and ianthe are “being safe”. worry about yourself my guy

#this is extra funny because like they’re lyctors #what could possibly be unsafe to them #tlt

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cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

anaeolist

whoever coined the term pyrrhacule know that you have my heart

#love the idea of them writing back and forth at the same time #also never considered phyrracule as a concept #but i like it very much #the locked tomb

lastflowerofyourhouse

things tamsyn muir can give us in 2025 and it'll be FINE i'll be HAPPY i will CONTENT MYSELF.

short story about the contingent of illegal guerilla archeologists who discovered cradle creatures

book of harrow's original sermons

valentin the ninth

a flipbook of passive aggressive notes the original lyctors sent to one another

a sample of camilla hect's erotic poetry homework

the full text of the necromancer's marriage season, and/or palamedes's fix-it fanfiction of the same

100+ pages of nothing but pyrrha and wake fucking nasty

the secret diary of admiral sarpaedon

a 5-paragraph persuasive essay written by jeannemary chatur, on any topic

ianthe tridentarius's preteen journal

the full text of the noniad

protesilaus the seventh's minimalist poetry about cloud formations

more samples of the correspondence between palamedes and dulcinea

a short story where nothing happens except a like 13 year old abigail pent goes to the tridentarii's christening, takes one look at baby ianthe, and is like "hmmm. bad vibes."

pyrrha dve's notebook of comebacks she thinks of for the other lyctors but can't say them because she's pretending to be g1deon

a cover reveal for alecto? maybe? if you can? when you can?

#the locked tomb

hwkgrass

#i have been looking for this for days and I refuse to lose it again #tlt

I just started a job in my university’s archives and we’re allowed to listen to music/podcasts with headphones while we work. I am very tempted to start a certain podcast again…

#im not actually going to because that would be very distracting #but it would be funny #tma

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In the mood to say “bye, love you!” to each person as they leave the function

weepylucifer

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

weepylucifer

not my best work

Lemony Snicket was completely right about the thank you note thing, if you’re a goody two shoes for eighteen years, you can do any damn thing and people will still think you’re a goody two shoes

#i genuinely think i could start doing crack right now #and people would still think of me as the nice one #which isn’t a bad thing but it’s really funny all things considered

purple-dahlias

florence welch was right. it picks me up puts me down chews me up spits me out a hundred times a day picks me up puts me down i'm always running from something i push it back but it keeps on coming and being clever never got me very far

I leave tumblr for a couple weeks and when I come back all the buttons are different?? What the hell!

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infectiouspiss

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

blue-wolfe

i don't think yvonne and joshua were ever gay for each other but i do think many times joshua would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and yvonne is like dude that's weird. no. and joshua is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they're both trying to sleep he's like why wouldn't you fuck me if i was a girl. i'm cute right? or am i ugly and that's why i'm single… and yvonne is like fine whatever i'd fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day joshua is like fuck off sydney i'm not ugly yonne said she'd fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they're genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like yvonne you must make good on your word. fuck girl joshua.

boingozoingo

Hey Blue what the fuck does this mean

Hey Blue

Blue

Blue could you repeat that?

Blue

Blue Wolfe tumblr why did you post this Blue

blue-wolfe

whats not clicking

#no this makes perfect sense #chnt

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