mostly void, partially stars

new year same flesh prison

booty shorts that say “god won't let me die” on the ass

If people were happier in the 90s why did Prozac come out and everyone gagged

Captain Underpants comes out on Pride Month. Coincidence? I think the fuck NOT.

Excuse but Harold and George aint gay.

You miss the book where Harold has a husband?

Fanfiction aint canon

It’s in the official books written by the actual author, so it is canon. Pilkey wrote it, so it’s canon. 

I refuse to believe he willingly inserted a political agenda into a popular, established children series

So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I looked at the business cards on the table and his name was actually Dr. Chad Dockter and I looked around and the other assistant caught my eye and just nodded like “You just had the moment didn’t you”

Chad saw his chance and took it

Virgin Doctor vs. Chad Dockter

I’m gonna kick Drake’s ass

ginger ale man I thought you were a benevolent being

I am beneviolent when it comes to people like him

Buffets are PVP enabled areas

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

Enchanting her weapon

i just found out im mixed with gamer… im so excited to learn more about my heritage and culture

y’all havin a good september?