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I'm obsessed with my wife. This page is explicitly FOR her but sometimes I reblog other stuff I like (deltarune and butterfly soup mostly) just sayin. If youre my lesbian wife you're snooooping I see you

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really nice gift for Specifically Me when the character has an immediate and violent panic response to being held down / physically restrained. especially if their affect is usually cheerful or relaxed or reserved and this is their one "sicko mode (wildly uncharacteristic)" button.
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You know, it kinda sucks that ozempic is being given to people who don’t need it because as I’ve been taking it for type 2 diabetes and I’ve gotten over the thing in my head that was telling me to hate that I’m being told to take it, I’ve realized that it’s been kind of a good thing for me?
I used to struggle with like not full on bulimia but bulimic tendencies according to the doctors because I didn’t binge and purge quite often enough for a diagnosis. And I haven’t had an episode in a couple of years now but avoiding emotional binging completely has been a struggle.
And I don’t enjoy binging. It’s a very uncomfortable experience that takes a lot of brainpower to stop myself from doing. But the ozempic makes it easier to not worry about that if it makes sense? It feels like my stomach can hold less now without me enjoying food any less and I just don’t worry that I’m gonna go on an emotional binge as much. It’s kind of a mental weight off.
And apparently a lot of other folks with type 2 diabetes also suffer from fits of sudden hunger and difficult to control eating so I can’t imagine I’m the only one feeling a bit relieved that I don’t have to put up with that quite as much now.
But anyways I know that almost nobody has a healthy relationship with food these days but it kinda makes me sad that people who don’t have these same issues feel the need to take ozempic? Like. If you can already easily self regulate when it comes to food I can’t imagine it’s doing you any favors. I think that the issues that ozempic was meant to solve are pretty specific now that I’ve experienced it and I dunno. I’m not really worried about being fat for the rest of my life. I’m just glad to have a mental weight off my shoulders even if it means I’ve gotta stab myself with a needle every week.
I wanna preface this by saying I don't take any medication, but it's growing more and more frustrating seeing people taking medicine for fun or for their own convenience. Some people *need* these drugs to function and to live a normal life and others are out here buying the shit out of them because they don't want to learn to manage their diet. Because they want to party and have a good time. Because they're mildly inconvienced. Personally I think it's kind of selfish to use someone's life altering medication to get skinny for the beach, and I think we need a lot of change with how we view/handle medication in the us.

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A woman not shaving or wearing a dress or wearing makeup or wearing femme clothes or having styled or long hair or caring how she looks or using a masc name or whatever else is actually a neutral thing and not a sign of her being depressed or giving up or being sad or whatever
Let women be neutral. Let women do what makes them happy and perhaps stop analyzing every aspect of their expression so deeply
personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist
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you think this is funny but straight men are genuinely like this
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do not ask me if im the loyal type i will attach myself to u like an evil entity

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People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If you’re afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, you’ll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.
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She’d rather die than be separated from her friends. I trust you Susie deltarune. Hopecore
since becoming a barista i have noticed a few very distinct typologies among my customers. such as:
the woke left: young and fashionable. visible tattoos. often enjoys matcha, lavender flavoring, oat milk, and cold foam. pretty decent customers.
sweet old man: drinks very sweet iced lattes, pays in cash, puts all of his change in the tip jar. sometimes orders hot coffee and i get scared that his shaky old man hands will spill it and he'll get burned but that has not yet happened and god willing never shall.
evil old man: only wants drip coffee and declares it ridiculous that any other form of coffee exists. some variants only want americanos and these variants are even scarier. watch out.
sweet old woman: might need her daughter's help to order but is very bubbly and open to trying new things. compliments baristas freely and frequently.
evil old woman: does not want coffee and only wants sweet tea or soda. will not tip even if she spends three hours in the shop repeatedly asking baristas to fetch things for her.
errand husband: either stiltedly recites an order to you or shows you the order in their texts/notes app. needs to step out of line and make a phone call if you ask any follow-up questions.
grindset girlie: always wearing scrubs, an apron, and/or a name tag. orders the exact same thing every day and knows the exact change she'll need to pay for it. her regular order is both extremely caffeinated and extremely sweet.
#mamabear: is actively wrangling two to four children while ordering. order changes repeatedly because the children cannot decide if they want a muffin or a cookie or apple juice or chocolate milk etc. for some reason these women are always wearing an article of clothing or carrying some personalized item that says "mama" on it.
schoolchildren: band of two to eight adolescents hanging out after school. extremely indecisive but generally quite polite and tip well.
amnesiac in love: grown adult who needs their partner to tell them what they like. gets asked a question about their own preferences and turns to their partner to answer for them. generally acts like a shy child looking to their guardian for behavioral cues if you try to interact with them and only wants to talk to mommy i mean their wife.
this of course is not an exhaustive list but those are just some of the most consistent Types i get. ok bye xoxo
I am sick. this sucks balls. my will is made of iron but my immune system couldn't keep up. I'm going to eat a pop tart and sulk for the rest of the day
I had a creatively enriching day instead. can't even sulk right

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It's utterly magnetic when a character's rage is quiet and precise. When they don't scream and throw things but they just b r e a t h e and very very calmly aim their fury like an arrow shooting inexorably towards the target of their wrath. It captures my attention, I lean in close, I wait for the hit. It never disappoints.
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