Please don't go, I'll eat you whole

Nobody loves me and my life is hell >:(

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

I miss ghost mysteries where you have to FIRST figure out why the house is like that and THEN figure out why the ghost is like that. Double mystery of unwinding a spirits tragic fate

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

Wrap a Lil towel around you and strip you down for a shower and put you in comfy warm clothes and get snuggled up in bed and then when you're all cozy and warm and cuddly slip my fingers inside you

I think I’m gay

I cant believe you've hidden this from me for 3 years it's like I don't even know you

all I wanna do is wrap my arms around you and bury my face into your neck and inhale your scent and squeeze you against me but I have to act normal instead

I have a giant black wasp in my bathroom for no good reason and I simply don't enjoy it at all.

Just choose to be happy

Yayy okay

Accommodations people accommodations 🗣🗣🗣