Tiny Droid Adventures

Tiny Droid is so excited to find her people! But they are so small and colorful. Wait, thinks Bebe, am I naked? The rainbow droids say nothing, but she is sure they are laughing at her. Fuck it, she says, I'm going to take a nap. I'm fabulous. Blerp blop.

The humans tried to please the tiny droidling. Here, said one, have some cake! What the fuck is this? Bebe tried to say. Bleep bloop! Brrr!

Once upon a time, a tiny ball Droid was born unto a strange galaxy, where she was captured by some strange humanoids.  They decided to name her Bebe.  Bebe beeped and whrred, but could not make herself heard...