Tiny Decent Things

tommy: there was that time you lost your wallet and the new yorker paid for the postmates. so that’s some value.  lovett: ….what are you talking about?  tommy: got a little husband there, little bf there. 

he tagged tmz in the picture lmao

this is exactly the content i wanted for christmas🎄💖

same ronan

truly blessed this holiday season to be able to witness jonathan recklessly deciding to bake a cake

lovett: and i don’t care how weird this sounds, i believe in my BONES this is one of the most common experiences no one is talking about! we gotta stop falling asleep on the couch!

crooked carolers

same kara

lovett: even though spencer does not listen to any crooked media podcasts, and finds out about all of this after the fact from my true friends, brendan and eric, if you use the code SPENCER it will also work.

What do you want to know? I have a longstanding golf buddy named Ronan. What else is there to know?

lovett: IT’S ABOUT GETTING WETNESS OFF YOUR JUNK, JON.

please stop letting this man drive

HI KYLA 💖💖💖

DARTH PUNDIT!!!!!!!

the pumpkin king