Now in Pocket Size!

WOAH. You are so pretty, Ashley!

-looks at him and blushes again. What is composure?- I do. -smiles- The anon who did it said they’d come back again.

-looks at him and blushes again. What is composure?- I do. -smiles- The anon who did it said they’d come back again.

-looks at him and blushes again. What is composure?- I do. -smiles- The anon who did it said they’d come back again.

Sorry, mate. You only earned a sticker with that weak insult. Be more creative.

Of course I don’t put effort into these, I only make them to match, and considering your stature… 

OH A HIGHT JOKE! That'll earn you another gold star sticker, mate, and maybe some Hungry Jacks, but only from the kids menu!

How typical, mate. You have to bring my dead mum into this. Brilliant, mate. Show that maturity, should I give you a gold star?

Are we talking 24-karat? 

Sorry, mate. You only earned a sticker with that weak insult. Be more creative.

This and that. I was under the assumption that you didn’t know what lines were. My bad, bro.

And if you’re such an expert in this field, than you should know some things are looser than others, like your mum for example.

How typical, mate. You have to bring my dead mum into this. Brilliant, mate. Show that maturity, should I give you a gold star?

The arsehole is telling me about social conduct!? I’m shocked he knows anything, because he has not proven himself otherwise!

Did your IQ shrink with your body? There are some lines you can cross, and some you don’t. 

This and that. I was under the assumption that you didn't know what lines were. My bad, bro.

I’m not a midget, douchebag. I’m just small, against my will and the results of modern medicine.

Awwww, how cute. The midget thinks he used to be tall. 

Oh, how cute, someone thinks they are so much the shit they are God.

I didn’t say I was God, but if you insist.

You know… I am tall enough to reach up and cause some real damage to that all important manhood.

Midget, lets learn some social conduct. Guys don’t go around touching another guy’s dick. 

The arsehole is telling me about social conduct!? I'm shocked he knows anything, because he has not proven himself otherwise!

I’m not a midget, douchebag. I’m just small, against my will and the results of modern medicine.

Awwww, how cute. The midget thinks he used to be tall. 

Oh, how cute, someone thinks they are so much the shit they are God.

I didn’t say I was God, but if you insist.

You know... I am tall enough to reach up and cause some real damage to that all important manhood.

The number of midgets keep growing. Maybe they’re trying to make up for their lack of height with numbers. 

I’m not a midget, douchebag. I’m just small, against my will and the results of modern medicine.

Awwww, how cute. The midget thinks he used to be tall. 

Oh, how cute, someone thinks they are so much the shit they are God.

The number of midgets keep growing. Maybe they’re trying to make up for their lack of height with numbers. 

I'm not a midget, douchebag. I'm just small, against my will and the results of modern medicine.