"im 80% genius, 70% coffee and 50% self loathing
- thats 200%
- its bc im twice the man youll ever be, CAPTAIN"

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Cosmic Funnies
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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"im 80% genius, 70% coffee and 50% self loathing
- thats 200%
- its bc im twice the man youll ever be, CAPTAIN"

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I never thought I’d be able to do any of this stuff. But I can. Anyone can wear the mask. You can wear the mask. If you didn’t know that before, I hope you do now. ‘Cause I’m Spider-Man. And I’m not the only one. Not by a long shot.
Miles Morales in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) – dir. Peter Ramsey, Rodney Rothman, Bob Persichetti
*walks around Spirit Halloween but in an evil and gay manner*
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953) dir. Howard Hawks

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She took the bong in the divorce 😔
tony stark + being a badass
It's okay when I do things that are evil because I'm sexy
*activates my beam but you're fine with it because I'm wearing short shorts while I do it*
Ah yes, the truth
dynamite ▸ vhs ver. 📺

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i am fixated on this peanuts scene in particular. its so unsettling and dreamlike. lynchian in nature, down to the fucking sound design
Your bravery will not ease your pain. I’ve survived worse.
This time travel thing that we’re gonna try and pull off tomorrow, it’s got me scratching my head about the survivability of it all. That’s the thing. Then again, that’s the hero gig, right? Part of the journey is the end. What am I even tripping for? Everything’s gonna work out exactly the way it’s supposed to. I love you 3000.
AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019) dir. Anthony Russo & Joe Russo
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Anyway, while Joss Whedon is in the spotlight again for being a douche, here’s your reminder to stream The Old Guard next Friday, a superhero comic book movie from Netflix that’s
- Directed by a Black woman
- Is written by the original comic’s creator
- has a dark-skinned Black female lead
- has LGBTQ romance
- has Charlize Theron fucking ppl up
as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE.
you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”
…you start sweating
normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast
*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*
normal person: walking faster
even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so
kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:
moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳
Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :)
her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this:
This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.
literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten
that means the angels are babysitters then
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