Well, I know one thing you can do.
Not listen to directions.
Well Iâm here, arenât I? So really, I listened to directions, just not in a timely matter. Why isnât magic working? Is yours working?
Jingles, what is going on?
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@tinkinflight
Well, I know one thing you can do.
Not listen to directions.
Well Iâm here, arenât I? So really, I listened to directions, just not in a timely matter. Why isnât magic working? Is yours working?
Jingles, what is going on?

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I swear to you, if this is some sort of prank, I will personally see to it that none of you graduate. From any university. Ever.
Alright, we need to get to the Great Hall. Everyone stay with me because I really donât need people dying on my account. At least have the decency to do that off campus. Understand?
Please. This would be the lamest prank ever. Mine are so much better!
Wait! Whatâs wrong with me?! Thistles, I canât do any magic!
Peter thought about it for a moment before nodding. âYeah that could be cool! I kind of like the idea. We should definitely do that.â Peter paused, looking back at Tink rather abruptly. âWe need to give it a code name. No one else can know what weâre talking about, though. Top secret.â Pacing around, Peter thought about what they could possibly call the operation.â
âWe could call itâŚ. Operation Pixie Dust! Itâs a great idea. Our own secret great idea project. I like it.â Peter smiled at her, walking toward her. âSo thatâs our new thing. And it can be just for us.â Peter laughed, running a hand through his hair. He liked the idea of them having their own secret special project. Plus, anyone else probably wouldnât get their idea like they did. Besides, it made it more special that it was theirs. âWell Tink, as much as it pains me to say it,â he teased. âYou can be very clever.â
âIâll pretend you never said that, because we both now that I am very clever, not that I can be very clever. I just am clever,â she said, giving him a playful shove. She knew others would think the idea was crazy, but Peter always supported her no matter what. It helped that he was just as crazy as her.
âHm. Operation Pixie Dust. I like it!â She paused, her eyes going wide. âWait...thatâs it! What if we can somehow make a dust or something that allows us to fly when itâs sprinkled on us?â She smiled wide. âThere must be a way to do something like that. Maybe one of the books in the library can give us some ideas. What do you think? Oh, and we should probably have a secret place to make all of this happen too. Like a flitterific secret hide out!â
âI know! That would be the best.â Peter took them around in circles and swerves, just having fun. He always wondered in the back of his mind why he never played quidditch, but then again, he didnât like the commitment it took. He would probably be great at it, but he just never got into it. He preferred to watch the games, especially when Tink was playing. âBut for the purpose of your safety I suggest you donât let go.â
Peter jerked the broom upward so that they were flying vertically up about fifty feet, and then stopped for a brief moment to simply curve back down, going even faster. âThis is so much fun! Haha!â Peter moved the broom so that they would go in loops, before slowly bringing them to the ground again. âThat was totally awesome, I havenât had that much fun in a while, actually. What about you?â
âDonât let go? Why would IâAHH HAHAHA,â she screamed, holding on tighter. âWarn me before youâre going to do that!â She laughed, resting her head against his back. Then, he shot them straight up. âI said warn me!â She said, still laughing as they picked up speed. Not long after, they were slowly descending, and Tink hopped off her broom. âI always have fun,â she said, putting her hands on her hips. âBut I have to admit that was flitterific! Thistles, I never thought of doing that before. I wonder if anyone else has tried it.âÂ
She pursed her lips in thought. There had to be a way to fly without brooms. âHey! You should help me figure out how we can fly without using brooms and stuff. What do you think? It could be our own secret project!âÂ

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Peter waved her off, playfully. âPlease, Tink. Iâm a great flyer. Your faith in me seems resistant.â Sure, this could end in a disaster, but he was choosing not to see it that way. âIf youâre nervous, I would hold on tighter,â he laughed. âHere we go.â
Peter kicked off of the ground, taking off rather fast. He laughed as they soared through the sky. So far, nothing had gone wrong, and as Peter looked down, seeing Tinkâs arms still around him, he knew that she was at least still on the broom. âThis is amazing!â Peter yelled, diving forward with her broom and laughing. He looked back at the blonde as he pulled the stick up, smiling at her. âI still think youâre right, this would be cooler if we didnât need brooms. But man, this is awesome.
âNervous? Hmph. Iâm not nervâAHHH!â The sudden ascent startled her, but she quickly became comfortable. So far, so good. They hadnât fallen and died or anything, so she figured that two people on a broom was pretty safe.
She kept a tight hold on him to make sure she wouldnât fall off in the event of any sudden turns and jolts. With Peter taking the metaphorical reins, it wouldnât be unheard of for there to be some hidden shocks and surprises during the flight. The air was chilly, but it was also refreshing. She smiled back at him, a hint of smugness behind her eyes. âIt would be best without brooms, right? Just imagine the feeling of not having to hold on to anything. You could just be free and float among the clouds!â Â Â
Peter ran alongside Tink once he caught up to how fast she was dragging him away. Their sudden stop startled him a bit, but he was fine. He watched curiously as she went to fetch her broom and brought it back. âHmmâŚâ Peter suddenly thought of an idea, and held his hand out toward her. âMay I?â he asked, gesturing to borrow the broom. âIf you were ever going to trust me, now would be a pretty good time,â he smirked at her.
Hopping onto her broom, Peter tested it out for a second. He wanted to see how it felt to ride another personâs broom. But, it was Tinks, so it wasnât a complete strangerâs. Peter looked over his shoulder at Tink. âGet on, and hold on tight. Wouldnât want ya fallinâ off, huh, Tink?â
âI love how itâs my broom and youâre the one taking charge. I guess I did let you, though, so I canât really say much against that.â She got on behind him and wrapped her arms around his waist. Although she wouldnât show it to him, part of her was nervous that this plan would fail, and they would end up with broken necks or something. It could be a complete disaster.
Still, Tink wasnât one to avoid a risk due to fear. She was always too curious, and just had to know what would happen. âIf something happens to my broom, Iâm blaming you,â she said, looking at him from over his shoulder. âA seeker needs her broom, you know! Anyway, what are we waiting for?â
Yeah, now that I have the idea in my head you know I have to try it as soon as possible. Câmon.
Homework is lame anyway, you know youâd rather be hanging out with me. Iâm much more fun.
Tink rolled her eyes. âYeah, yeah. Letâs get a move on before I change my mind!â She grabbed his hand and yanked him down the hallway and out to the empty Quidditch field. Then she stopped, pulling him back to a halt.Â
âWe can just use mine, since itâs here from practice, anyway,â she said, going into one of the Paeonia areas and grabbing her broom before running back to him. She stopped in front of him and held her broom like a staff, pressing the end into the damp grass. âOkay. So how do we want to do this? It was your idea, so letâs here the master plan, Pete. Iâm all ears!â
Of course you can. Thatâs true, though. People need to stop seeing only one use in everything. Gosh. Whereâs the creativity and imagination, nowadays? And what happens if your broom breaks? People are dumb.
Yeah, exactly. See, I have the best ideas. But, Iâll admit, your ideas are pretty good. For the most part. So we should definitely do that sometime because itâd be fun.
Actually, what are you doing right now?
Thistles, I wouldnât be friends with someone stupid, so...
Right now? Uhm I was gonna do homework but...anything sounds better than that. Why, you wanna try it? Letâs go!
Gosh, I know, trust me. I think everyone knows how much you love it, Tink.
Well if you figure that out, I better be the first person you tell. Okay? Good. But I mean, like, some people donât like it. Honestly itâs bizarre to me. Life is like ten times as better when youâre flying.
Hey, you know what would be fun to try sometime? Flying together. Like, with one broom though. Just to see if we could.
Pfffft. I can always stand to mention it more.Â
Well duh! No one else would appreciate it. If I bring up the idea in class, itâs always âWell thatâs what brooms are for, Isabelle.â They donât get it! Besides, there arenât always brooms just laying around. Hm. Maybe wings wonât even be a necessity. Maybe I could find a way...something that makes people fly when itâs put on them or something. Iâm so brilliant!
Hey, yeah! That sounds like a great idea! Itâs like a two person bicycle, but only a broom instead.

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I donât get how people can not like flying. Flying gives you so much freedom, you feel like you can do anything! Like, why even be a wizard if youâre going to hate flying?
Jingles! I know, right? Flying is practically my favorite thing ever ever ever!
Having wings would be so flitterific. Iâm trying to figure out how to make that happen. No brooms needed!
Mother Says || Pink & Mamma Mayor
Peter looked over as Tink leaned up against him. He never had a problem with it before, and seeing as how he was just prior laying on her, the least he could do was let her lay against him. However, about five minutes into having Tinkâs head on his shoulder, Peterâs arm was starting to fall asleep, so he carefully freed it, and, since there wasnât much other choice in where to keep it, wrapped his arm around her. They had been friends for ages, so there was hardly a situation they hadnât been in before. It felt natural to have his arma around her, it wasnât forced. Peter focused on the movie after that, ignoring the little comments that Tink had made earlier.Â
His eyes traveled back down to hers about halfway through when she nudged him. âIâm not falling asleep, Tink. Iâm not even tired,â he exclaimed, followed by a yawn. âOkay, that was only because you made me think about it. Iâm not tired.â Denial at times could be wonderful. At others⌠not so much. He was a slight bit tired, but heâd be fine. He gave her a look, making a false scowl as she pinched him. Reaching for her hand with his other one, he snatched it, bringing it away from his face. âIâm starting to question why people need hands,â he laughed. âYour hands should be handling tinkering only, Miss,â Peter teased her. âNot pinching peopleâs faces,â he scolded, pointing a finger at her.
âYou better not go falling asleep on me now that you accused me of sleeping. Besides, I donât trust you any more at the moment, so Iâm keeping you hostage where I can see.â Peterâs attention had turned back to the tv, still holding onto her hand as the movie continued. His attention span could only hold for so long before he needed something else on top of that to keep him entertained and busy. So, he settled for playing with her hand, and fingers between the movie transitions. He looked over at her, making sure she wasnât gonna pull one over on him. âI still donât trust you. You have an evil look in your eyes. I can feel it.â
âHostage? Aw, come on! I am totally not a hostage,â Tink said, turning her eyes back to the movie. In the midst of their conversations, she had gotten lost in the story line. Luckily, she didnât really care that much. The fact that she was with her best friend, talking and having fun, was worth losing the plot for. She would never admit it out loud, but he was more than just a best friend to her...he was her crush. She was sure that, if he found out, it would ruin everything between them. Tink couldnât risk that.
She turned her attention back to him. âWe both know I could escape and beat you with my eyes shut!â She pouted and narrowed her eyes, teasing him. All her attention was away from the movie by this point. âJingles. Iâm not evil, either! If I look evil, itâs probably because, as you said, Iâm a hostage. Iâm not gonna be all âyay hostage!â and I doubt other hostages are like that either, unless they have that Stockholm thing.â
She went quiet after that, turning her attention back to the movie and trying to catch up. Eventually, she was able to follow along once again. Not long after that, the movie was over. Tink stretched and let out a small yawn. âWell, Peter Pan...now what? Gotta admit, Iâm super hungry. Is it time to eat yet?â
Mother Says || Pink & Mamma Mayor
Their Christmas planning was definitely putting Peter in a much better mood than he had been in lately. Then again, spending time with Tink always seemed to cheer him up. She was always happy, too. He liked her smile. âHmm⌠well we could start watching a movie. Iâm not sure when dinner is, so we might have to pause it, but.â Thinking, Peter tried to decide on the best non date like activity they could do. That whole conversation with his mother threw him a bit, and on second thought, the movie thing was starting to sound like a bad idea. But, it could go well without it being too date like. Plus, it wasnât like they had never watched movies together before.
Looking back over at Tink, Peter rose a brow at her. âOkay, listen, Sassy Pants, why did I invite you over to be sassed?â he laughed, playfully pushing her, moving slightly closer to her so that he could reach. âThere are no flying pigs. Remind me to never ask you anything again,â he said with a smirk, leaning against the back of the couch. âA movie is fine, I guess. Thatâs what pause buttons are for, anyway; to pause things. But Iâm picking the movie, so no more chances for your sass.â Peter got up, walking over to his movie shelf and picking one out at random. The one he selected just so happened to be Guardians of the Galaxy, which was a pretty good movie, in his opinion. Rejoining Tink on the couch, he sat back down, leaning back and making himself comfortable.Â
He noticed that they were sitting closer than before, and thought for a moment about moving, but decided against it. If he wasnât so paranoid, little things like this wouldnât have even phased him. The word still made him uncomfortable, but it also confused him. Looking over at her, Peter smiled slightly, but not enough so that she would notice. âAnd just so you know, Iâve only been asking you to call the shots because I invited you over,â he smirked.
Tink snorted. âYeah, whatever! I would have picked this movie, anyway...so jokeâs on you! Oh, and there totally are flying pigs, thank you very much. Theyâre just invisible or something. Or maybe they are regular pigs that fly because of pixie dust. You never know...never say never!â She smirked and gave him a playful shove as he sat back down beside her. âKeep telling yourself thatâs the reason Iâve been calling the shots, though. We both know the real reason is because Iâm the best.â
The movie started playing and Tink sighed, shifting around on the sofa as she tried to get comfortable. She drew her knees up to her chest, but that wasnât comfy. Then, she tried crossing her legs, but that wasnât comfy, either. She narrowed her eyes, frustrated with her discontent self. Eventually, after a lot of shifting, she found the perfect spot...her head, right on Peterâs shoulder. If it was anyone else, it would be weird, but since it was her best friend...it wasnât the first or the last time she would use him as a human pillow. It was just an added bonus that she had a crush on him.
Halfway through the movie, she nudged him with her shoulder. âDonât fall asleep, Pete! Then you really will be an old man, and we donât want that, do we?â She teased, proceeding to pinch his cheeks with her hands. âBecause then what would become of this baby face?â
Mother Says || Pink & Mamma Mayor
The second she booped his nose, Peter reacted, crinkling his nose, and playfully pushing her hand away. âThat is true, free food and entertainment would ger me to go pretty much anywhere, so I understand.â He rose a brow at her, pausing. âI didnât know you put on your cocky outfit before coming over,â he teased her, smirking slightly. âWay to self promote. I so could take on a Pirate by myself, by the way.â That was true, Geppetto was an older man; Pete should have figured as much. Meh.Â
âI have to admit, Iâm already thinking about Christmas. Weâre going to do so many Christmasy things this year, itâll be like Christmas threw up everywhere. Iâm talking tree decorating, tinsel hanging, light stringing; the whole thing.â Peter always had a knack for decorating for the holidays. He absolutely loved it. The more festive, the better, in his eyes. âYouâre definitely helping me with that, because I want this year to be the biggest. Weâll start working on it soon. Sound good? In the mean timeâŚâ Peter continued, sitting up from her lap. âWhat should we do while we wait for food? I have no idea what my mother is doing, to be honestâŚâÂ
Tink nodded with enthusiasm. If she had to choose a favorite holiday, she would pick Christmas. For some reason, the holiday reminded her a lot of her sister, Peri. There was something about the time of year that just made Tink happy. âDuh, Iâll help! Iâm the best tinker there is. Itâs only natural that I should be the one to help Christmasfy everything around here. I dunno, maybe I can build something this year too! You can help me. Itâll be great!â She smiled and pushed away a few strands of blonde hair that had fallen into her eyes, looking back down at her best friend once her vision was clear again.
Her human blanket sat up and she pouted, deciding to cross her legs instead. âHm,â she said, pursing her lips as she thought of what they could do until it was time for dinner. âI dunno! We could do anything. We could watch a movie, or bite the bullet and just start decorating for Christmas now, or we could call and bother someone, or...anything!â She smiled and put her hands behind her head, shooting him a smug look. âCanât figure out what to do without me, can you? The great Peter Pan...asking someone else what to do. Iâm astounded. Pigs must be flying!â

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Mother Says || Pink & Mamma Mayor
Peter hadnât intended on officially inviting Tink over to dinner mainly because it never occurred to him. She was always over, anyway, so what was the big deal? But, he listened to his mother, and decided to ask her over for dinner anyway. If Peter learned one thing growing up, it was always listen to your mother. But, being Peter, he invited her over early so that they could hang out before actually eating. Tink had only been over for maybe, half an hour or so, but they had been sitting on the couch talking. Peter was laying across it with his head on Tinkâs lap, his hands folded across his abdomen.Â
âBut like, I bet you I could take on a Pirate. Seriously, I think I could. Theyâre not so tough.â Staring up at the ceiling, Peter thought about the idea more. âWhat do you think, Tink?â he asked, turning his head to look at her. Whether she agreed or not, he would still argue that he probably could. Given appropriate circumstances, that is. âAnyway, thanks for coming over. My mom said I should ask you, so I did. Not that I wouldnât anyway,â the boy shrugged. âSo you didnât have work or nothinâ? I mean, I guess I should be doinâ work, but I didnât feel like it right now. Plus, when you came over, my school brain stopped functioning.â
Tink snorted and rolled her eyes. âLike youâve ever seen a real pirate before,â she said, shifting her gaze down to where he lay in her lap. âBut I guess if youâre talking about the kind that are in the movies, I guess maybe you could fight one...only with my help! You know youâre nothing without me, Peter Pan.â She smirked and leaned back against the sofa, letting herself become more comfortable. It wasnât that she was uncomfortable, but being around Peter had a tendency to make her slightly jittery. She hoped it didnât show. Of course, it wasnât helping that she was there to have dinner with him AND his mom. The Mayor was intimidating, and Tink did NOT like to be intimidated.
âWell, why wouldnât I come over? Jingles, Pete. Youâre offering me free food and entertainment. Iâd be stupid to say no,â she teased, booping his nose with her pointer finger and smirking, knowing fully well that it was probably going to irritate him. She shrugged and rested her head in her hand, her elbow on the arm rest. âBut youâre welcome, anyway. I know youâd just be dying without me here. I am the best, after all. Who else could kill your school brain so fast besides me? No one, thatâs who. Oh, and no, I didnât have to work. I usually donât work into the evening, anyway. Remember, Geppettoâs old. He likes to close up and go to bed early.â
Pranking each other. Thatâll make it more interesting. Mm, yeah, weâll see. The person to pull off the most pranks -and they have to be successful- at the end of a weekend wins.
Deal. Youâre on. Prepare for pranks beyond your imagination, Peter Pan.