Lmao and they say Fags with BPD can't be Nurses

i cant believe i have to smoke this blunt with no pepsi 

There’s people who have war in their countries

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

As a person 👱 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor’s degree 😑

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri