Lmao and they say Fags with BPD can't be Nurses

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

That is so incredibly gay. I hope all the flowers die at the same time

Ok this

every fucking time I see this I miss the "7 month old" part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit

at least there's gay people

and sadomasochism

stop reblogging this without the sadomasochism this one is for perverts ONLY!!!!

My phone battery is pregnant as hell

They are didn't you read the caption?

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs