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Do you guys think it's going to be okay

bad follower bad follower *spray bottle emoji*

if you ain't got no jolly take your grinch ass home 📣🦑

and i do have hope that there’s something beautiful and unimaginable unfolding, even if i can’t see it.

rip to all the kids who used to reads books cover to cover in one sitting and now can’t find the energy to read for fun

my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away

Hey is

Is your refrigerator running

my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?

‘I’M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE’ i scream at the age of 23 as i’m forced to make adult phonecalls

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

bruno mars used to almost exclusively drop sad ass songs about unrequited love or lost love or whatever and now he’s just out here dropping one feel good banger after another like what kind of goals

The fact that I am “not a vampire” and have to “go back to work tomorrow” is hitting pretty hard right about now.