Tepper

people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there, always silent, never getting into fights, just reblogging pics of wrinkled plastic bags… keep doing ur thing

My autocorrect makes me seem illiterate 92% of the time.

Yours?

Tim said stop liking his post because he is antisocial and doesn’t know how to make friends.

NO UR TAGS 

wow u r so dum n no 1 will evr lov u ok ya i said it.

I agree w/ anon.

Sooper coincidence 

Time out is where I’m going to plot against you and become bff’s with your sister.  We’ll steal all the cheese and videotape your reaction on youtube and then we will become famous and you’ll be in that lost prophets band so everyone will hate you.

Jokes on you my sister will eat all the cheese and you’ll still have none so have fun with your socks and sandals you losers, ta ta.  

Fine I’ll sing with your mom and we’ll decorate together and then she will adopt me as her daughter and lock you in the attic without cheese for 3 years and you won’t have a bathroom either.  Then your mom will buy me coffee and let me drool on the car seat because she’s a gentleman. 

I am going to poop on your life.

Time out is where I’m going to plot against you and become bff’s with your sister.  We’ll steal all the cheese and videotape your reaction on youtube and then we will become famous and you’ll be in that lost prophets band so everyone will hate you.

Jokes on you my sister will eat all the cheese and you'll still have none so have fun with your socks and sandals you losers, ta ta.  

pitbull was a great host during the AMAs

If you want to really confuse me all you have to do is be a boy from my past and then text me out of the blue me bc this has happened with two different people in the past week and I am vvvv confused.

You get no cheese so sit on the dirty floor by yourself ok.  With plastic utensils and not fine china.

You can take away my cheese but I sold my soul for that china.  Go drink your sangria and pudding shots and cry yourself to sleep because you’re uninvited to sit under the table w/ me.

I'll drink my sangria AT the table and you can stay down there ok peasant.  If you're good maybe you can have 1 provolone slice but that's it sorry you're in time out.

If you want to really confuse me all you have to do is be a boy from my past and then text me out of the blue me bc this has happened with two different people in the past week and I am vvvv confused.

You get no cheese so sit on the dirty floor by yourself ok.  With plastic utensils and not fine china.

If you want to really confuse me all you have to do is be a boy from my past and then text me out of the blue me bc this has happened with two different people in the past week and I am vvvv confused.