HOMO INC

VON MILLER is a T H I C K 28 year old linebacker for the NFL’s, denver broncos. tho he looks significantly older, von has only been playing professional football since being drafted in 2011.

over the course of his athletic career, von miller has been heralded as one of the best players amongst his contemporaries. he received the highest MVP honor after aiding his team in achieving super bowl glory in 2015.

h o w e v e r, it would be his 2016 sex tape scandal that would make national headlines. during the summer of that particular year, von miller met a non-black woman named elizabeth ruiz on instagram. the two of them met, flirted and engaged in consensual sexual intercourse. stupidly, von decided that it was okay to record the x-rated acts on his cell phone, while allowing elizabeth to do the same. 

somehow, in his warped mind, von assumed the woman would simply delete the steamy, hotel footage – which she did not. he confided in his pr team & attorney that the video could possibly make its way to the world wide web. his legal representatives reached out to elizabeth PRIOR TO her even going to the press or doing any interviews or even making any threats to release the clips. they offered her money for a copy of the original recordings from her cell phone. elizabeth became offended that von would even sick his reps on her without just cause – AND THATS WHEN she started talking publicly. the entire scandal was shut down in a court of law & we n e v e r got to see von miller’s phat cakes on film.

we did, however get to see that thick, sugary brown tail plastered across the pages of 2016′s ESPN BODY ISSUE. and quite honestly, i am impressed!

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The Playlist Series: Baby Makin’ Music/So…Is Fuckin or Nah? Playlist

Usher: Nice & Slow Marvin Gaye: Let’s Get it On Ne-Yo: Say It Keith Sweat: Funky Dope Lovin’ Beyonce & Luther Vandross: The Closer I Get to You K Young: Lay You Down 112: Anywhere Trey Songz: I Invented Sex Tony! Toni! Tone!: Me and You Usher: Lay You Down H-Town: Knockin the Boots Lil Corey: Say Yes Kelly Rowland: ICE TLC: Red Light Special Marques Houston: Naked J. Holiday: Bed Ciara: Body Party Silk: Meeting In my Bedroom 112: Peaches & Cream Pretty Willie: 4 Walls Donell Jones: Yearnin’ Ne-Yo: Sexy Love Pleasure P: Lick Lick Lick Trey Songz: Love Faces Christina Millian: Dip It Low India Arie: Brown Skin Usher: Trading Places Jeremiah: Birthday Sex Asia Cruise: Boyfriend Janet Jackson: Any Time, Any Place Avant: Read Your Mind Jodeci: Feenin’ Silk: Love You Down Keith Sweat: Just A Touch Az Yet: Last Night Ginuwine: Pony Ashanti: Baby Ne-Yo: When Your Mad Tyrese: Sweet Lady Earth, Wind & Fire: Reasons Alica Keys & Maxwell: Fire We Make Tony! Toni! Tone!: Whatever You Want Miguel: Pussy is Mine Silk: Freak Me Johnny Gill: My, My, My John Legend: Tonight (Best You Ever Had) Xscape: Softest Place on Earth Boyz II Men: I’ll Make Love To You Cassie: Me And You Floetry: Say Yes Tyrese: Signs of Love Making Beyonce: Be With You Sade: The Sweetest Taboo Ne-Yo: Mirror Tweet: Oops (Oh My) Tamia: Can’t Get Enough of You Chris Brown: Beg For It Destiny’s Child: Cater to You Ciara: Body Party Ne-Yo: Closer Rihanna: Skin Lauryn Hill& D’Angelo: Nothing Even Matters Ginuwine: So Anxious Foxy Brown & Blackstreet: Get Me Home Beyonce: Dance For You Jill Scott: He Loves Me (Lyzel in E Flat) LSG: My Body After 7: Ready or Not Chris Brown & Ludacris: Wet the Bed Young Steff: Slow Jukin’ Keith Sweat: Freak With Me En Vogue: Giving Him Something He Can Feel Avant: Makin’ Good Love Keith Sweat: Just A Touch Maxwell: Sumthin’ Sumthin’ Usher: Can U Handle It? Chris Brown: No BS Color Me Bad: I Wanna Sex You Up Beyonce: Naughty Girl Blackstreet: Good Lovin’ Ghost Town DJs: My Boo Beyonce: Rocket Jodeci: Freek'n You Hi-Five: Quality Time 112: U Already Know T-Pain: Put It Down Trey Songz: Jupiter Love Beyonce: Dance For You Xscape: Softest Place On Earth DeBarge: Love Me In A Special Way Keith Sweat: Nobody Kelly Rowland: Motivation Tendy Pendergrass: Close the Door Aaliyah: Rock the Boat Miguel: Use Me D'Angelo: Untitled (How Does It Feel) Tony! Toni! Tone!: Anniversary Beyonce: Partition Ciara: Ride Mario: Let Me Love You Aaliyah: One In a Million Bando Jonez: Sex You Rome: I Belong to You (Every Time I See Your Face) Gerald Levert: Made to Love You Pretty Ricky: Play House Dru Hill: How Deep Is Your Love Keri Hilson: Slow Dance Pressure: Love And Affection Donell Jones: Natural Thang Keith Sweat: Yumi Trina & Killer Mike: Look Back At Me Debarge: I Like It Barry White: Can’t Get Enough of Your Love, Babe Ginuwine: An Anxious 3 Piece: Oooh Ahh Ciara: Promise Trey Songz: Pany Droppa Beyonce: Speechless Ready For The World/INOJ: Let Me Love You Down Avant: Read Your Mind Usher: Climax Adina Howard: T-Shirt & Panties Kelly Rowland: Motivation Pretty Ricky: Grind With Me Toni Braxton: “You’re Makin’ Me High” Marvin Gaye: Sexual Healing Blackstreet: Fix Ludacris& Shawnna: What’s Your Fantasy Aaliyah: At Your Best (You Are Love) 112: Sweet Love Monifah: Touch It The Dream: Falsetto Kut Klose: I Like Jesse Powel: You Trey Songz: Dive In Adina Howard: Freak Like Me India Arie: Chocolate High Isley Brothers: Between the Sheets Jodeci: Freek'n You Next: Too Close John Legend: P.D.A. Aaliyah: Come Over Pretty Ricky: Love Like Honey Miguel: Arch & Point Beyonce: Drunk In Love Tyrese: Lately Ginuwine: Stingy Keri Hilson: Make Love Tony! Toni! Tone!: (Lay Your Had On My) Pillow Miguel: Quickie Trey Songz: Neighbors Know My Name Chris Brown: Take You Down Destiny’s Child: Cater to You Miguel: Vixen

D'angelo : how does it feel

Beyoncé - Speechless 

Drake feat. Lloyd - A Night Off

Electrik Red - Go Shawty

Sevyn Streeter - Come On Over 

J. Holiday - Bed

J. Holiday - Lights Go Out

Jamie Foxx - Do What It Do

Lloyd - Year of the lover 

Maxwell - This Woman’s Work

Twista - Wetter

Beyoncé - Naughty Girl

Miguel - Arch N’ Point

Ying Yang Twins - Pull My Hair

Missy Elliott - Pussycat

SWV featuring Foxy Brown - Release Some Tension

Usher - Trading Places 

T-Pain - Say It

Timbaland feat. Money - Fantasy

Usher - BedTime 

Beyoncé - Freakum Dress

Usher - Do It To Me

C-Ride feat. Pleasure P - Walk Different

Drake - Cece’s Interlude

D’Angelo - Untitled (How Does It Feel) 

Tink - HML

Plies feat. Pleasure P - Get You Wet 

Omarion - O

Andre 3000 - Spread

Twista feat. Trey Songz - Girl Tonite

Usher - Can U Handle It 

Pharrell Williams - Take It Off (Dim The Lights)

Robin Thicke - Sex Therapy

The Dream - Sweat It Out

Shlohmo & Jeremih - Dope

Shlohmo & Jeremih - Let It Go

Usher - Nice And Slow

The Roots feat. Musiq Soulchild - Break You Off

Trillville - Some Cut

Beyoncé - 1+1

Jeremih - Raindrops

Ginuwine - Pony

Drake Feat. James Fauntleroy - On My Way

Montell Jordan - get it on tonight

Khia - Lick Me Dry

The Pack - Make Me Cum

Aaliyah - Rock The Boat (jelani remix)

Beyoncé - Blow

Kanye West - I’m In It

Lil Wayne feat. Bobby Valentino - Mrs. Officer

Lady featuring K. Michelle - Scream

Jhené Aiko - Wait no more

Foxy Brown ft. Kelis - Candy

Ciara - Ciara To The Stage 

JS - Ice Cream

Lil Jon & The EastSide Boyz - Ooh Na Na Naa Naa

Lloyd - Feels So Right

Marques Houston - Naked

Ginuwine - So Anxious 

Outkast - Where Are My Panties Skit

Tweet featuring Missy Elliott - Turn da Lights Off

LL Cool J - Doin’ It 

Ciara - Bang It Up 

The Dream - Falsetto 

Pretty Ricky - Get A Little Closer

Chris Brown feat. Ludacris - Wet The Bed

Chris Brown feat. Teyana Taylor & Lonnie Bereal - Favor 

Pleasure P - Under

Janet Jackson - Anytime Anyplace

Sade - No Ordinary Love

Pretty Ricky - Grind With Me

Ne-yo - Sexy Love

Janet Jackson - Would You Mind

Maxwell - Til The Cops Come Knockin’

TLC - Red Light Special

Usher feat. Beyoncé & Lil Wayne - Love In This Club (part 2)

Tyrese - Signs Of Love Making

En Vogue - Don’t Let Go (Love)

Earth, Wind & Fire - Reasons

Ready For The World - Love You Down

Chris Brown - Glow In The Dark

The Weekend - What You Need (i hate him but this song goes awf)

Sade - The Sweetest Taboo 

Pretty Ricky - On The Hotline

112 feat. Lil Zane - Anywhere 

Ludacris Feat Raphael Saadiq - Splash Waterfalls (Whatever you want) Remix

Chris Brown - Take U Down