Timid Monsters

Kels the #TimidMonster is afraid she peaked a year ago, and it's all downhill from here. #handmade #polymerclay #clay #monster #sculpture #Seriesof10 June 2018 https://www.instagram.com/p/BngpleTgAAC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wyofdb6rxsze

If the #TimidMonster is tired of people asking her, "What, If?" #handmade #polymerclay #clay #monster #sculpture #Seriesof10 #soldout June 2018 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnb7j0JnXqq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hgd6t2skd75e

Dourine the #TimidMonster can't shake the feeling she's forgotten something. Probably because she has anterograde amnesia. But doesn't remember. #handmade #polymerclay #sculpture #Seriesof10 #soldout May 2018 https://www.instagram.com/p/BmP8USin8w2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1so9lpzcc1x0x

Dentin the #TimidMonster woke up like this. Scared and confused. That's most mornings actually. #handmade #polymerclay #clay #monster #sculpture #Seriesof10 #soldout June 2018 https://www.instagram.com/p/BmOVKtFnWmH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=sypo6uvqjqo0

Bream the TimidMonster is scared of candy wrappers; they use such foul language, and no one should have such a high verbal wpm. #handmade #polymerclay #sculpted #sculpture #Series of 15 February 2018

Jaskell the #TimidMonster is a fan of salami. His love of it is unnatural. He hopes to one day live in a salami log cabin, with a pepperoni shingled roof, a chorizo floor, and a never ending supply of his beloved cured meat. Needless to say, the other Monsters tend to avoid close, intimate conversations with Jaskell. #handmade #Seriesof15 #polymerclay #sculpture

Brigid the #TimidMonster is interested in the inner workings of the cat. I suggest keeping both the cat and sharp objects away from her. #handmade #Seriesof15 #polymerclay #sculptures

Grout the #TimidMonster believes you aren't taking him seriously. #Seriesof15 #handmade #polymerclay #sculpture

Also the #TimidMonster never imagined, in a million years, that an entire pickle would fit in the toaster. Also, the toaster is broken. #oneofakind #handmade #polymerclay #figurine

Adamina the #TimidMonster thinks it's interesting that you don't respond to the name Jerome. #Seriesof15 #handmade #polymerclay #sculpture

Today and Monday! Every item purchased from my Etsy shop will come with a free mini-Monster! (No coupon code needed! December 4th and 5th!) #TimidMonsters

Felix the #TimidMonster wonders if socks ever get jealous of gloves. They have all those extra bits and never get jammed into stinky shoes. And where do mittens fall in all this? Toesocks? Glittens?! He just wants this thread of jealousy to unravel and for all yarn-based accessories to get along. #handmade #polymerclay #sculpture

Eustace the #TimidMonster is afraid of tomborrow, the day after one dies, because she's not all that keen on tight spaces. #oneofakind #handmade #polymerclay #sculpture

#Etsy #TimidMonster #sale!! Whoopies! Let's try that again!

#Etsy #TimidMonster #sale!!

Happy Thanksgiving from Cabbage and Germ, who can't believe this is all that's left of the zucchini bread.