The Lone Writer

reason 1 million why i love zukka: how extra insane it makes hakoda's family tree

@dylansilverdreamer's BOCW glitch post brought back memories of a glitch I once encountered. I mentioned I'd post this if I ever found the screenshot, and... here it is.

A perfect camou of Helen Park.

It's been almost a year since I captured this, and luckily, I've kept it until now.

It seems Park might have acquired some high-quality camouflage or perhaps she brought a Harry Potter invisibility cloak back from the UK.

Adler and Marshall watched this from a distance,

Adler: "Park, I said blend in, not disappear entirely."

Marshall: "...Holy moly."

i know i only like got back on this account a week ago but im already so happy in this (relatively) small fandom on here ughhh

i ❤️ all my cod mutuals ur all goated even if i seem like a weird little freak ranting about dumb shit 🌝

i dont wanna tag anyone bcus uhm scary

It's basically this:

Desmond time travels to AC3 AU part idk

Haytham doesn’t trust Desmond and therefore doesn’t take him on main missions. This time, they were planning to intercept a shipment related to the pieces of eden. But the thing is, he wasn’t the only one planning to intercept it (great minds think alike).

Desmond: let’s blast them now and then board them. *sees the ship’s captain. Fuck.

Some info about how he became the ship’s captain.

The ship was taken from the British who were terrorizing merchant ships. One of the victims was a supplier of goods for the tavern where Desmond works. Desmond solved the problem and took the ship for himself.

I made a bunch of “No, I’m Not Human” edits with Black Ops characters, and once I realized I could do it, I just kept going.

I thought it was funny, so I wanted to share some with you all.

Hope you enjoy ❤️

woods and bell pt1

Park: *intensely staring at them*

Lazar: Helen. What's up with them?

Park: What's up is that they got a divorce and regret it

Sims, listening nearby: *chokes*

Park: Or they forgot they got a divorce. One of those

So this iris is gonna hold right? Pure titanium. Less than three|micrometers from the event horizon. It won't even allow matter|to fully reintegrate.

The lineup is literally PERFECTION! We have, dare I say, four of the best Reddit Stories cast + one of the most fun honorary Smosh members 🤩. It’s times like these where I wish I was able to be there. It sucks that there won’t be any official recording of it, at least that I know of. But I hope everyone going has a great time! I’d be even more jealous if it happens, but it’s only right to still wish for that cheeky Dan and Phil appearance 👀. This is the perfect time to get the collab, it’d be so incredible!