Random amusement

And she is very proud of them!

I’m proud of her

“Es less weight” “Dun’t stop cause yer leg’s fell off” @lastgunfighterballad

God bless the Scots

like if you support nasa posting real climate change facts that the orange dictator doesn’t want you to know. reblog if you support nasa stealing rockets and going to the moon illegally.

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

oh my god

My kink: watching arrogant people get sent home first on Chopped 😏

hey ted cruz now is time to use those zodiac killer skills you’ve been hiding all this time

not flushing public toilets should be a felony

fuck diamonds. girls don’t want diamonds. girls want over 40 pounds of freshly caught alaskan salmon

that’s a bear. you’re thinking bears.

i know what the fuck i said