Courtside Jams

*eats you out as a friend*

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

Nah, I don't do that.  Most billionaires don't have a lot of friends, I suppose.  I don't have a whole lot either, but my schedule is still usually booked between the odd money-spending sprees.  And I'm too lazy to learn HTML.  Go figure.

For a billionaire, your blog sure looks like crud.

I can hire a web designer later.  Yours, on the other hand, is fantastic.  Must have a lot of time on your hands, eh, mademoiselle?