Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

my big ass heart is ruining me. Ruining me bitch

out blazing

… a trail for the other pioneers.  tomorrow we head west, in search of fame and fortune.  the oregon trail beckons us forth.  on ye oxen and ye settlers, let us claim our destiny

How does it feel to be ‘human capital stock’?

a scientific name is not jargon, so it’s not even close to the same situation

never trust these hoes with idealized utopia islands and all cute cat villagers. when they aren’t posting pastel screenshots of their island they’re beating the shit out of their unwanted villagers with a net until they move away

Coulda stopped four words in, playa

That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven’t been able to find it in months

PRECISELY THAT ONE