Keeper of Time @timeond - Tumblr Blog

@distortsverity

WHY WAS SHE BITING A BIDOOF. “ i wonder how many fascinating zoonotic diseases will be discovered, thanks to you. ”

“Don’t be silly! We weren’t in a zoo! It was in the grass! What diseases would a zoo even have?”

You don’t want the answer... (it looked at her funny)

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“Got called cute while having a biting fight with a Bidoof. Kind of a win.”

@distortsverity:

" wow. i think i know exactly who he confused me with. "

“You’re just mad I was better behaved than you and will be getting so many presents. There’s always next year, Naughty-Lister!”

#distortsverity #these two are literally my favourite duo out of any I've ever written #no word of a lie

“Y’mean it?! No kidding?! Aww, I knew I was an angel!”

#0:3c

“Fallen Feathers”.

Thank you!!!!

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poktch:

— trips over her and faceplants into the fucking dirt

There’s a wince as she’s jostled by it, before she laughs, freshly awoken, patting him on the head.

#SIGDIPOASHGAPDSFGE IT'S OKAY I LAUGHED #poktch

@pridepoisoned:

*kicks* :)

She lays still on the ground after the kick, before slowly rising to her feet.

“I’m going to kill you someday.”

She then slaps a very muddy hand on the other’s chest, wiping mud off on her top.

#Jupiter .#pridepoisoned

@skullkxd:

[ … gently taps her with their foot. Is she dead? ]

She sits up, making a very disgruntled noise.

“I don’t wake YOU up when YOU’RE sleeping! What’s your deal, huh?! If you want my wallet, I’ll take your fingers!”

#??? .#skullkxd

She is, once again, eating the bark off of a tree.

#dash commentary .#ain't that fast food!!!

She’s laying in the middle of a route, snoring loudly.

Like, unignorably loudly.

Oh well.

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“Yeah, sure, granted, but-”

“No, come on, that’s not fair. She’ll just make it a big deal.”

“You are SUCH a tattletale! I am NOT telling my mom! Just cast some magic or something, I’m NOT going to my parents for help!”

She’s talking to... Nothing.

skullkxd:

“probably because, yknow, they’re not supposed to be digested.”

“…”

“Why not try making chess pieces out of butter?”

“Tried suggesting it. Butter and ice. I got told I’d just wind up eating the pieces, which, funny enough, gave me the idea. I feel like a Bibarel.”

#skullkxd

flipamore-deactivated20230607

@timeond:

stuffs a hunk of ice down the back of his shirt

“OO-HOO-HOOOO-HOUGH!”

It takes a lot to make him shapeshift in shock, but here he is, partially glaciated along his scapular and the tops of his arms to compensate for the sudden jolt of cold down his back. With a bit of a shimmy, the ice thankfully falls down and out the untucked portion of his shirt, and he looks at Dawn with a scorned glare.

“W-what was THAT for!?”

timeond

“Because I wanted to see something funny, and it TOTALLY WAS! You turned into a FURRY or something for a second!”

Dawn is absolutely losing her mind in laughter at the noise he’d made, kicking the ice away as she laughs.

“That was so worth it-” She’s coming down off the laughter. “I’m... I’m Dawn. Who are you?”

#??? .#flipamore

@skullkxd:

in my experience, like, twenty hours.

“Twenty hours?! This is ridiculous! Why aren’t they easier to digest?!”

#??? .#skullkxd

wormdritch

@timeond &&. said... Shoots poffins at their face with a slingshot

instinctually the wyrm ducks and weaves, colorful confectionaries whizzing past their FACE. eventually, one smacks their cheek with an audible splat. ah. sustenance. ( the poffin slowly slides to the ground. ) they snap up the next like a ravenous bird.

. . . betrayal. it's spicy.

❝ have you any of the BLUE? ❞ they like those the most.

timeond

She pauses - hadn’t even thought to ask about favourites, this was just for fun. She squats down and rummages through the box, pulling out some blue poffins, happy to oblige as she continues to fire at the big worm.

“You’re good target practice! Arceus will yell at me later but who cares? You like really dry poffins? People would say that’s probably gross.”

#Giratina .#wormdritch

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