Like I Care What You Think

you gotta touch the stove to learn its hot and then you gotta touch it again for fun

I really want waffles and I also want you to get nervous when you see me too

men: *decided women weren’t allowed attend schools, study sciences, or have access to higher education* men: well if women are so smart then how come there aren’t many contributions from women in history huh

And the fact is there WERE many contributions from women in history DESPITE THAT, and we don’t get taught about them, or men stole the credit, or the women had to publish under male pen names….

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.

spoiler alert: santa claus is coming to town