people just did shit back then huh

people who tag posts they reblog with op’s url in the tags scare the absolute shit out of me. why the fuck are you cataloguing? what are you planning?

made an awesome sandwich its time to sit on a steel beam high above thecity skyline and eat it

If I ever operate a kiss cam I will exclusively point it at men who are wearing jerseys for opposing teams to try and create a romeo and Juliet situation

very funny how staff are like “yes trust us with your credit card details😇” and the very next week there are thousands of spam bots called staff785332

(does some fucked up shit) well if my life was a movie or tv show fans would still love me and draw artwork of me regardless. so im not gonna worry about it

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hahahagaaa oh man that $25.99 payment was worth it

reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is

entranced recently not by “i can fix him” or “i can make him worse” but the “something deeply wrong with him and i want to be around as like a spectator when the car crash inevitably happens” dynamic

babygirl your pee stream is as silent as an excellent condition chinese teapot