TimbreWolves

This was the greatest moment ever.

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?!? WHO WROTE IT, WHO DREW IT, WHO ANIMATED IT, WHO VOICED IT, WHO SIGNED OFF ON IT? I NEED THEM ALL GATHERED IN A ROOM CUS I JUST WANNA TALK?!?!?

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

“I don’t want to kill myself, but I don’t want to wake up tomorrow either”

I want to be held so fucking tight by someone who actually thinks I’m worth something