Hello !! Pinned Post Time
***EDIT MAY 2026:
I am VERY RARELY engaging with homestuck and DirkHal at this time due to a change in interests- I post all my art to this blog so there will be an increase in MOB PSYCHO 100 art and a decrease(or cessation of) DirkHal posts— this is almost always temporary, I always come back to Homestuck, I just cant tell you if itll be months or years. Thanks for understanding!
I use Trip and Dirk both as a name, my pronouns are they/them.
This is a DirkHal blog first and foremost, pretty much any other homestuck shit that might come up here will be pretty minor in comparison to said DirkHaling. That said, if you don't like DirkHal or have weird feelings about it, please just block me.
MINORS DNI
You will be blocked when I find you. This will be a blog with NSFW topics and I will be posting fics/posts/content that is, if not suggestive, entirely and explicitly sexual. I try to scope out blogs as they follow me, if I see anything sub 18 you're gonezo forever, blockaroostie. If you have no age, you're on thin ice. I don't even need the goddamn number, "adult" works, but I don't want minors in my horny robot blog.
MISC SHIT
I know that there's a pretty common headcanon for Hal with all kinds of pronouns, godspeed to you but this blog is using He/Him only for both Dirk and Hal, it's my own headcanon personally and I'd prefer if people reblogging the posts from me would use that in response to the posts. Use whatever pronouns you want on other posts or your own. I can't police what you do but it feels weird seeing a post where I exclusively use He/Him for them both of them get tagged with comments about what 'she' is doing, it feels weird. I'm all for your own headcanons, but mayhaps not attributed to my posts.
I do not give a fuck about the epilogues and I don't like Ult Dirk, I do not want to be convinced otherwise and I don't do fandom discourse at all if I can avoid it, I'm an adult with a job and arguing with someone while knowing neither of us will agree with each other is a waste of everyone's time. Ult Dirk will be referenced jokingly, but I do not want asks in my inbox, reblogs in my notes, or comments on my posts educating me on how much I should like HS2 or why Ult Dirk is a good move or why I should try the Epilogues again or whatever else people bring.
TAG SYSTEMS
#trip talks is for full fledged posts relating to homestuck and dirkhal with a focus.
#trips art will be if I ever post art, but I don’t suspect I will? You can also find some reeeeeeeeeally old JTTW and LMK stuff there but I do not post that anymore.
#trip writes is for any writing endeavor i have or will do, which is not many and not many planned, but just in case












