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@timaeus-testified-dirk
Yo.
Just another Dirk to add to the potential hundreds of my splinters already on this website.
You might ask why I'm even here.
Well, it turns out not constantly fighting for your life inside a game while trying to make a new universe can be fucking boring.
Dave suggested this to pass the time.
Send in asks, I guess. I don't really have anything better to do.
God, the user looks awful with my name just tacked on at the end. Gonna have to change that to something else. Maybe.
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BOTH R3ZIS FROM 34LI3R.
YOU KNOW WH4T I M34NT
No I don't?
hell0 there dirk 0u0
im glaad y0ure enj0ying y0ur time 0n tumblr and i wanted t0 say hi
Yet another dead troll, huh?
shes not actually dead shes just back in our universe
well at least our timelines version of her is
Huh.
Well, either way.
hello dirk! sorry we didnt get to talk much, ha ha. would an alternate universe version of me count? anyway! im glad i could find you on here! daves description of you made me curious, even though your little puppet fixation is a bit weird. not to call you weird or anything. scrap that entirely actually, i never said that. sorry dirk! anyway. how are you?? and would you maybe want to watch something sometime?
Whoa dude, chill.
Who said being weird is a bad thing? It's a hell of a lot cooler than being normal.
Unless Dave was describing his Bro, and not me. In which case, I'm choosing not to be anything like him.
Robots are cooler than puppets anyway.
And to answer your last question, I don't think we can watch anything through universes.
But I've heard your movie taste is even more eclectic than Jake's, so maybe that's a good thing on my end.
hi dirk its me jade!!!!! howre you and dave doing as of the moment? :o
Well, I'm alright. This has been less of a waste than I thought it'd be.
As for Dave-
yo alt jade
im pretty alright too
... He and Karkat are staying over for a few days.
Either of them might jump into a post or two.
hell yeah ill drag karkles over here
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Hey, my friends dubbed you "the strongest ever." How does that make you feel
I mean, I certainly am strong. But I'm not even close to how strong I could be.
If your friends meant compared to other people, sure.
But improvements can always be made.
I haven't gotten to my Ultimate Self yet, after all.
LOOK1NG THRU YOUR BLOG F33LS LIK3 4 VID3O G4M3 CUTSC3N3.
-NOT TH3 R3Z1 FROM B3FOR3. TRUST. H3H3
What does that even mean.
No, actually. Please explain this to me.
Hi do y☄️☄️☄️ow💥💥💥ouchie🔥🔥🔥🔥
Looks like The Reckoning got their session.
(Oc)
PS: Mr. $trider. Hell*. We haven’t met yet. Friend$ *f a friend t*ld me *f y*u. My name is Vurran Ni*ran. Fuck. I mean Nioran. Le$$ *f that. Have y*u been intere$ted in w*rking with the highe$t kingpin and gang leader in alternia? Y*ur *nly an$wer i$ ye$. Thi$ will be my face if y*u $ay ye$. L**k at h*w ad*rable and happy i am. *u*
drawn by wh*ever the hell “uranianUmbra” i$.
What's the rule with mafias, again?
Don't say no, or else you'll be on the target list?
Oh well. I guess I'll work with you.
I'm not actively participating in any schemes you might make, though.
i've been very focused on finishing steven universe for the past like week
so i have once again neglected my blogs....
HOWEVER HOWEVER HOWEVER!!
i am DONE now! so i'm going to focus on dirk and flowery as much as i can in the days to come!
and maybe even work on yet another blog for the fellow SU fans who follow those two >;)
if i go through with it, its format is going to be pretty different from the other blogs i have- except for my object show's.
BE EXCITED!!!
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How ya feelin bud? A lot of your friends seemed to find out about your blog and it’s been a little while so any thoughts?
- 💧
It's been pretty alright.
Granted, I don't actually answer the asks as often as I think I'm supposed to. I get caught up looking at other people's shit instead.
I should probably get on that.
Guess I have been today, if slowly.
This is a sign that I've seen all the shit you send, by the way. I'm working on it.
) (---ELLO Dirk! It feferi! it nice TO M--E--ET YOU 38D
Nice to meet you too?
Checking my asks again, there's a lot of dead trolls I never met wanting to talk to me.
I mean, I'm apparently popular, I already knew that, but...
In any case, I guess it fills my criteria for "meeting new people".
Thanks again, Jake.
=˃ 𖥦 ˂= meow also!!!!!!!
Can't tell if this is yet another variant of Nepeta.
Probably not? The text isn't green.
There's just someone pretending to be a cat in my asks.
Sure. Why not. I've seen weirder things on this site.
i might be back on that deltarune grind but holy fuck there's so many asks on my dirk blog ( @timaeus-testified-dirk btw ) i haven't responded to-
uh. mb y'all. working on it.
i was tryna figure out lore for @definitely-flowery that wraps the stuff up that i'm doing nicely without feeling too rushed or anything and i neglected the other blog i just started..
becomes yellow and goes into the punishment room :(
Tried to use the queue. I think I'm good, actually.
Posting things manually is easier, even if it'll be spamming the blog.
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da ya have a favorite food
Orange chicken.
^:33 < Hey bro. I'm actually a Dirk too.. technically! Dirkpeta, hehe.
Interesting.
I wonder what kind of deviations in the timeline were made to cause a splinter of me to be prototyped with… Nepeta.
Maybe I should ask Dave.
