Just another dweeb.

from “that’s my girl” to “that’s my wife”

from "come over" to "come home"

the lobotomist after opening my head revealing my brain : this is beans inside

one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and you’re w other ppl and inevitably someone says ‘did the power go out?’ like...you’re all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black, wifi gone, lights OUT but still they’re like ‘hm. well I have a theory but it needs to be submitted for peer-review’

Me, sitting in my dark room after everything short-circuited: Hm. I can't be certain, but I don't think this is how it was a moment ago

What’s popping, you ask? Why, it’s my joints.

‼️ 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🏳️‍🌈 LISTEN UP LESBIANS 🏳️‍🌈👭‼️Home Depot donated 7 million dollars to Trump meanwhile Lowe’s donated 25 million to minority-owned businesses during COVID-19. We’re taking the “Home Depot Lesbian” stereotype and throwing it OUT the mf window. We are Lowe’s Lesbians now.

real snitch hours if you a narc hit that like

If she wore some glitter she'd look light the night sky, absolutely beautiful

Omg shes GORGEOUS

(Honestly this is what I think Varda looks like. Plus starlight.)

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

Princess Bride/My Big Fat Greek Wedding crossover.