Everyone I Like Gets Traded Or Sent To AAA

Sports fans are so dramatic. On an unrelated note, if my team loses this game, I’m going to strap hundreds of fireworks to my body and launch myself into space.

Toronto, the refugees of baseball. No one wants them, have no home to go to.

Do you think the sports miss us?

Sports fans are the most dramatic people I have ever known

I just want to take a moment to give a sincere salute to Mike Fiers for having the courage to speak up about all the scheming and sketchiness and cheating going on, and it went far deeper than I, and probably anyone else, knew about it, and his willingness to call out what was wrong shined a light on a deep-rooted problem and it turned the baseball world on its head. A salute to you, my dude. I don’t care what anyone in the industry says. This was needed and so incredibly important.

I can’t believe this is 3 years old and I only saw it last night

I call my team shite. I call my team idiots. You do not call my team shite. You do not call my team idiots.

for the record YES i am still watching baseball in 2019 and NO i am not happy about it