Drowse

if this character gets eaten by dinosaurs i will walk out of this movie

HOLY SHIT

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

back in my day of 2010 tumblr ‘throwing shade’ was called ‘sly digging’ and memes werent ironic, they were real

Oxford Dictionary in the streets. Urban Dictionary in the sheets.

i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens

#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset

a NSFW blog but instead of porn it’s just pictures of unsafe work practices 

i.e. life role models

I want to write about these girls.

When I was a teenager my mother found my grandmother’s (her mother) school scrapbook. It included things like photos, notes, and a two page spread of every demerit she ever received over the course of her formal education. Each of them set aside with little tags like she was so fucking proud of them. They were all for things like, “Unladylike behavior” or, “Skirt too short” or, “refuses to listen to authority”. I loved that spread so much.

I always have to reblog this.

squad goals

That sass