typical fat tiger

if you like f/i/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/o/c/k/i/n/g/s then every north pole elf loves you

my lovely wife won't stop sending me the pro-life fox and the hound mpreg gif

hi honey i'm going to fucking abort myself in a second

Bugsnax Heritage Post

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

maybe women are stronger than you think

Sorry listening and learning here

"you have the morals of an alley cat" is the most old guy thing biden has ever said by far. it's like an 1820s kind of insult

these pouches are dumb af tbh

wow

eat my skirt shavings boy